The Official Couch Potato Handbook: A Guide to Prolonged Television Viewing

The book that celebrates the Recline of Western Civilization!Ashamed of how much Television you watch?You've been brainwashed!"There's no such thing as too much TV," say the Couch Potatoes - an underground organization of Tubers dedicated to the art of Prolonged Television Viewing. Their lifestyle is becoming more popular every day, and now you can join them!THE OFFICIAL COUCH POTATO HANDBOOK will tell you everything you need to know to get the most out of your TV viewing experience, including:How to Equip Your Viewing ModuleEtiquette for the Couch PotatoTV-tested Toaster Oven Recipes from Chef Aldo, the Station Break GourmetTele-cise: Toning Up While Tuning InThe History of the Couch PotatoesThe Tao of Television: Inner Peace Through Transcendental VegetationHow to Tell the Future with Your TV Set