Onomatopedia

Fans of Comicraft have made a lot of noise HELP! about the availability of ready-to-wear, factory surplus sound effects, not unlike those made available over a decade ago in our extremely popular and raucous ZAP PACK. It may sound impossible WHA--?! , but Comicraft's Sonic Specialist, John JG Roshell, locked himself away CLIK in our top-secret SFX lab forming Onomatopoeia at high speeds FWOOSH and extreme temperatures BBRRR , and sounded out over One Hundred GASP of the loudest BTOOM , most intense UNNGHH , squawkiest KRAKK , discordant SPLANGG , dissonant SQUTCH -- as well as dulcet and restrained THWIPP -- sound effects ever conceived WOO HOO! Helpfully arranged in alphabetical order YIPPEE! , this Library of Onomatopeia the ONOMATOPEDIA, if you will DING -- is now available for use by the general public. WARNING: Comicraft Sound Effects may explode on contact with skin AAAH! ; please use protective clothing and eyewear when handling the Onomatopedia.